Specials: Download a free Narnia script. Brad baby. Wheaton vs. Catholics.

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Thursday specials:

WHAT DID MR. BEAVER SAY?


The official script of The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe isn't easy to get. But fans have put one together, if you're willing to read their version...

BRAD AND ANGELINA'S BABY NAMED SEXIEST FETUS ALIVE


Borowitz strikes again. (via Mark Shea.)

CATHOLIC PROFESSORS, YOU'RE FIRED!


Wheaton, which proudly houses papers by the Catholic writer J.R.R. Tolkien, fired a popular professor recently for converting to Catholicism, says The Wall Street Journal.