Roger Ebert, Rolling Stone, Peter Chattaway open fire on "Da Vinci"

It's National "How Ridiculous is The Da Vinci Code" Day, it seems.

SECOND UPDATE:

David Poland thinks that the bad reviews have been too kind!

UPDATE:

A.N. Wilson and Christopher Tookey in The Telegraph, linked by Amy Welborn:

Peter T. Chattaway: The press kit for the movie is contradicting both the book and the film on historical matters.

Peter Travers (Rolling Stone):

I know it bored me breathless.

And then he says:

As the movie gets swallowed up in its own stilted verbosity, I kept thinking that it would work better as one of those audiobooks. Just don't listen to it while driving. You might get drowsy and hit a tree.

And then,

Roger Ebert:

Ron Howard

Watch this space: More to come!